#Následující hlášky byly kdysi vyřčeny na serveru Mageo (tm)
#auditorium - Fallout I a II + jejich překlad do češtiny
#Tyto hlášky jsou tímto, aniž by si to tenkrát kdokoliv
#uvědomil, zvečněny navěčnost...
#Jestli to vydržíte číst až do konce, nebudete litovat... :)
@007309908
Nemuzu se dovolat Somnabulovi, tak mi mozna pomuzete. Jak
prekladate "Jet antidote" a "combat armor"
@SOMNAMBULUS
007309908: Cau. Vypadla nam proxy a vsichni se valeli u vody,
cili ji nahodili az dneska. Takze:
Jet antidote = antiserum proti Jetu
combat armor = kevlarova zbroj, kevlarove brneni
@MAWERICK
SOMNAMBULUS: Jak tak tady dole koukam, potrebuju si ujasnit
jednu vec....:o)) Rekli jsme si, ze nazvy veci nebudeme
prekladat, tzn, ze power armor a combat armor nechavam
v puvodni podobe... nezmenilo se to doufam.. :o)) Samozrejme
neni problem to prelozit...
@ERINA
MAWERICK: power armor je v jednicce prelozen jako energozbroj :o)
@MAWERICK
ERINA,SOMNAMBULUS: Takze ted je otazka, zdali chceme, aby se
to jmenovalo stejne... i kdyz prelozit Deathclaw jako Parac
mi trosku nevoni..:o))
@SOMNAMBULUS
MAWERICK: Delas to dobre, opravdu jsem to takhle rekl.
Kevlarova zbroj je ostatne termin, ktery jsem do jednicky
vymyslel ja...:o)
Jinak prave prekladam soubor pro_crit.msg, kde jsou nazvy
zviratek a DeathClaw zustane DeathClawem....:o)
@BOBISKO
Co jsou ve dvojce za zajimave lokace? ja zatim nasel jen misto
kde parta nejakej supernautu postrilela farmare a potom ten
veselej MOST s hadankama :-)))
@SOMNAMBULUS
BOBISKO: Lokace? Mno... Kavarna u ztracene sance, chlap
ve zrezavelym PA, vyprava rytiru za "Svatym rucnim granatem",
brana u Strazce vecnosti, mluvici hlava, vorvan a kvetinac
petunii (znas "Stoparuv pruvodce po galaxii"?) a na ty dalsi
si uz nepamatuju...
@BIG HERO
Chtel bich se ucastnit prekladu Falloutu 2 do CZ. Kdyz tak mi
napiste na E-mail: dkolmanova-oknet.cz Predem dekuju.
@ERINA
BIG HERO: english mozna umis, ale cestinovi davas pekne
na prcinu, to Ti teda povim :o)))))
@KOPIN
#(tohle byl pochopitelne podraz)
Ehmm, hele kluci, nechci vam brat iluze, ale cestina
do Fallouta 2 uz existuje. Narazil sem na to nahodou. Blizsi
info tady!!!!
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cave/4528
@VSW
KOPIN: me nenaseres, to uz udelaly zmizle data, ale ostatnim
doporucuju poodejit na metr a pul od compu, nez si to
prectou...
@ERINA
KOPIN: hihi, dobry, moc se mi to libilo :o))
@SOMNAMBULUS
KOPIN: Dobry. Me to prijde docela vtipny. Dalo by se z toho
udelat tablo. A hlavne me prekvapuje, ze si nebyl liny dat si
tu praci...:o)
@ERINA
Ach jo, ja se ty cestiny snad nedockam :o)
@SOMNAMBULUS
ERINA: Dockas...kdyz si pockas...:o)
@DASH
Erina: Je to ale hruza, tohle natahovani, ze jo? Ja uz bych tu
cestinu taky chtel, ale Somnambulus je jak zaba na prameni :-)
#nahlednuti "za scenu" ;)
#(vynato z ICQ history - RadaR + Somnambulus)
@Somnambulus
Ze bysme jim prece jen nejakou tu betu pustili?
Ale prdlacky, ja znam lidi. Nejdriv by se mohli udekovat a pak
by nas jeste pomluvili...:o)
@RadaR
Ja bych to nepoustel. Zvlast ted, kdyz uz to skoro mame. Prece
jim ted neuhnes? Vsichni videli, ze se na tom dela (mam ted na
mysli grafiku), procenta v textu se taky hejbou... tak co by
este chteli?? :)))
@Somnambulus
Sem je chtel jen napnout. Ze bysme jako vyvolali diskusi,
nechali je hlasovat a az by si odhlasovali, ze jako jo, tak
bysme to smahem zamitli. Takova mala sadisticka
rozprava....:o)))))
@RadaR
Ty ses ale :) ... trapic :)))
@Somnambulus
Protoze uz me stvou. Bys mel videt moji postu, porad tam
odpovidam na jedno a to samy...:o)))
@CHUREEK
Pratele, vsimli jste si, ze Fallout II se ted prodava jen
za 799,- Kc. DOOOST DOBRYYY!
@ERINA
CHUREEK: mno, nez bude cestina, tak cena urcite jeste spadne
a pak si koupim original :o)))))
@CEDIC
Boze uz z toho prekladu silim, teda to sou obcas vyrazy:-))
Treba: Nemam ted na tebe cas, musim pracovat, ale klidne
te nakopu do tvy Enclavsky prdele. :-)))
@ERINA
Vy me tady delate takovy chute na tu dvojku :o) SOMNAMBULE,
co Ti mam slibit, aby se to urychlilo? :o))
@MAWERICK
ERINA: Poslat flasku Tequily.. :o)))
@NOL
Vy tu II hrajete v cestine? Jestlize ano kde k ni lze
prijit? Dekuji...
@MAWERICK
NOL: Rac se mrknout o par stranek zpatky nebo si precti
pozorne nazev tohohle auditka a myslim, ze na to prijdes...
@LUCIFER666
Rostlina s temnou dusi byl zabit... :o)
@ERINA
No abych pravdu rekla, me je fuk, jestli se mnou mluvi jako
s chlapem, ale at tak se mnou mluvi porad a ne ze mi rekne
devce zlaty a dalsi rec jako k chlapovi :)))
@ERINA
Uz jsem prisla na to, kdo za to muze, ze Den pada.
Je to Mawerick :))
@MUADDIB
Stoprocentne to spadne...... kdyz to nejmin potrebujes :-))
@BIG HERO
Kdo dluzi Becky prachy ???????
A jak mam svrhnout kravu linet ???????
@MULDER
Nevite nekdo, kde se da sehnat cestina do Fallout 2?
@SULIK
"My a já namačkáme tebe do dželé!"
@SOMNAMBULUS
Poradte mi. Potrebuju vymyslet par nazvu nejakych znamejsich
filmu z posledni doby...ale aby to bylo pretvoreny jako nazev
k pornofilmu...:)))
jako "Sex Park II: Peklo na zemi"
@LUCIFER666
Cumm-ma-geddon, Lebkouni-prvni orgazmus,
StarTrek-temne orgie9, Policejni dekadence 5,
Star Sex - epizode1...Sexmeralda-orgie v zelenem,
Oral Hills 90210, Nevestinec na okraji mesta,
Hledani svateho oralu,Americky souloznik 69, Kamasutra Kid
... muzu pokracovat? :o)
@LOUIS
#(10 minut po pulnoci v puvodne planovany den vydani Levelu)
Hele uz je utery a furt nic...
@DISPLAY
#(pul seste rano v puvodne planovany den vydani Levelu)
tak proc to tam sakra neni !!!
#:)
@SOMNAMBULUS
Vrele vsem doporucuju prokecat to dite ve Wrightovic dome.
Zvlast kdyz s nim mluvite jako debil. Nebo kdyz mu
vysvetlujete rozdil mezi lidmi a roboty. Prikladam ukazku
(takovy perly se proste nesmi ztratit):
#Ty seš ale BLBEJ.
#TY TAKY
#Ty taky, akorát víc
#Ty seš blbější
#blé blé, kašlu na tebe!
#Hrmpf
#(S brekotem uteč)
#Ne ne, KRETÉNE! (Dítě utíká pryč, jeho smích ti krutě
#zvoní v uších.)
#Já stejně nechceš ty, já nelíbíš ty *smrk*...
#já... *smrk*... udělám PÁRTY... a s moc *smrk* cukr
#a zmrzliňa .. a ty nepůjdeš, nene (Odcházíš.)
Ten BIRDMAN je fakt T-O-T-A-L-N-I MAGOR....:)))
@RAVLIN
Daniel: Jo a da se na Enklavu dostat jinak nez lodi?
Jen takova otazka-hlavne nerikej,ze tam mam doplavat-.
@LEEROY
Ravlin: Kdyz mas vysokou agilitu (10) a stesti aspon 9, tak
muzes dostat perk Flying Circus (nevim, jak se jmenuje v cz
verzi). Pak staci se jenom poradne nadupat Jetem a muzes
doletet do Enklavy vlastnorucne.
@LUCIFER666 [31.5.00 - 14:41]
Ale musis sehnat stado nenalozenych vlastovek - ty te pak
odnesou zpatky na pevninu. Navic musi byt africke,
ne evropske!
@DANIEL
Lucifer666: kecate oba ..musite najit porucika Data
a zprovoznit ten shuttle od Federace.
@LEEROY
Daniel: Jenze Data se k tobe prida jenom v pripade, ze nemas
s sebou jako spolecnika zadneho kyBorga. Taky nesmis mit
science pod 170%, jinak nerozumis jeho terminologii (tady
je na miste poznamka k prekladu postavy porucika Data - zda
se, ze prekladatel neznal Star Trek, protoze Data neustale
mluvi o vstupu (Enter) do Prise...). Vyhodou je mit s sebou
Cassidyho, protoze Cassidy je primym predchudcem Jean-Luc
Piccarda (rodinna podoba je myslim patrna)
@LUCIFER666
LEEROY porucik Worf k nalezeni je - ve special lokaci. Prida
se k tobe ale jedine pokud mas "rec" na 150+ % a na jeho
otazku "Grrrrrrrrr - co tady delas ?!!!!" odpovis Klingonskym
"Kapla !" Jako NPC je dobrej hlavne s energetickyma zbranema.
Cassidy je samozrejme pra-ora-pradedeckem kpt.Pickarda - viz
jeho srdecni problemy a nezamenitelny design lebky. Pokud
s nim projdes "strazcem vecnosti" v tu pravou chvili, dovis
se o tom vice...
@RAVLIN
Lucifer666-Tak toho Data jsem fakt nenasel ,ale kdybys videl
jak SEDMA Z DEVITI asimilovala sulika. No proste nadhera...
@RAVLIN
Hele nechcete to tady prejmenovat na VSE CO CHCETE VEDET
O STARTREKU A BOJITE SE ZEPTAT ?
#!POZOR! !POZOR! !POZOR!
#Následující sekce je přístupná pouze 21+
#takže mladší stisknou nyní povinně ESC!!!
#Tohle je poslední upozornění!!!
# ESC ESC ESC
#V následujících odstavcích si můžete přečíst, jak nás všichni
#zbožňovali, měli nás rádi a jak nám projevovali svoji vděčnost
@HUML
SAKRA CO TAM DELATE KDYZ JSI NAPSAL ZE MAS 90 PROCENT A TED
NA TO SERETE KURVA TO MUSI LETET!!!!!! ANI NA VANOCE STE TO
NESTIHLY DEBILY ASPON PISTE A NE POSLEDNI DATUM
JE NEKDY Z PRAVEKU
@Reptile
Hejbnete kostrou s prekladem Fallouta, vy lenosi !!!!!!
@HUML
CO CO SOMNANE COPAK ONO SE TO FLAKA A PAK TY ZKOUSKY ASPON
KDYZ BUDETE MIT ZAPICH. ZKOUSKOVY JE LEHARO NECHODIS DO SKOLY
A BODY MAS SNAD NAZBIRANY Z PISEMEK!!!!!! DOUFAM ZE, -NE
NARIZUJI AT JE TEN FALOUT 2 PRELOZEN NEZ SKONCI ZIMA
!!!!!!!!! JINAK DOSTANETE KYJEM PRES DRZKU!!...
NAZDAREK A ZAS ZITRA ZDRAVIM - P.A.W
@Noname
Kurva vy zasrani ZMRDI, uz jste s prekladem alespon
pul roku na 91%. Uz me serete
@HUML
CHLAPCI PREKLADATELE TAK VIDIM ZE JSEM SE ZAS NETREFIL VY TO
NESTIHNETE ANI DO PULKY BREZNA!!!!!! TO CO S TEMITO STRANKAMI
DELATE JE UBOHOST. ANI TU AKTUALIZACI NEJSTE SCHOPNI. UZ SE
ANI NETESIM NA FALOUT II, JELIKOZ SI TO STRCTE ZA P--U (IC)
A ZA CHVILI BUDE DIABLO 2 ANG A TO SI RACI BUDU HRAT. PS: NA
HOVNO PREKLAD UZ JSEM ANI NEVKROCIM KONCIM HUML. A TO JSEM
TU CHODIL UZ OD LISTOPADU 99. MEJTE SE!!!!!!
@BUH
VY POMRDACI!! TEN VAS PREKLAD SE NEHNUL UZ KUREVSKY DLOUHO!!
VYSRALI STE SE NA TO, TAK TO JE!!! HUML PREVAIL!! HUML, HUML
je BEST.. SOUHLASIM S NIM V KAZDYM BODU. BEZTAK TO NAKONEC ANI
NEPREKLADATE A DELATE SI ZE VSECH PRDEL. A POKUD TO NAHODOU
PREKLADATE, TAK MUJ ODVAZNY ODHAD JE, ZE TO BUDE TAK DO ROKU
2001 (jestli vubec).. TAKZE: HUML PREVAIL.
@Cybert
Puvodne jsem sem chtel napsat neco v tom smyslu, jako ze
ceske preklady u her moc rad nemam a ze kdyz si muzu vybrat
tak vzdycky hraju original. Kdyz jsem ale cetl ty prispevky tech
primitivu prede mnou tak vam musim naopak poprat hodne zdaru
ve vasi praci. Urcite je hodne lidi, kteri ceskou verzi oceni
a delat na ni pri takhle nevdecnem "feedbacku" vam teda
nezavidim. Proto vam drzim palce, aby to slo O.K.
@....
VAZNE ME SERETE CO TO MA JAKO ZNAMENAT?!?! PROC TU NEKDE
NEBYLO "POZOR TENHLE PREKLAD JE PRO LEVEL!" TAKZE BUDE
NA STAZENI K DYSPOZICI V DOBE KDY TO VYJDE NA LEVELU?!?!
KRETENI, VOLOVE, DEBILOVE TAKOVI PODVODNIKY JSEM DLOUHO
NEVIDEL... VAZNE STE ME NASRALI NA LEVELU SI TO MUZU KOUPIT
TAKY A NEPOTREBUJU K TOMU TOHLE. CELOU DOBU JSTE NAS TAHALI
ZA NOS... NASERTE SI VSICHNI
@Cico
Chojte do PICE!!!!!!!
@Radim
HOVNO VYJDE!!! JE TO POSVOD!!! SRACI!!
@Roman
VYDAT,VYDAT,VYDAT,VYDAT...VY KURVY SKURVENY UZ TO KURVA
DO PICE VYDEJTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Radim
Skurvenci! Zapiceni homousi! Strkas to do vejfuku co,
devone! Tvoje matka je stara chlupata krava!
@pepsin
Jen tak dal chlapci, jen tak dal.
@Radim
somnambulus je pica! loner krava a mawerick osel
korunovane! pauL curak a ostatni hnusaci!!
#díky za pochvaly všem!
@FALLOUT2CZ TEAM
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@Quotes from the Fallout 2 team:
(Jestliže nemáš rád hambatý řeči a dvojsmysly, zmáčkni ESC)
Ale ty tomu asi budeš stejně prd rozumět, když sis instaloval
naší češtinu, co?
Wanna see my tool?
- Nick
I saw where you stuck it.
- Scotty
I ain't never had nothing that big.
- T. Ray
Do you want to touch and feel the real thing?
- Courtney
Most people don't have a 22 inch hole.
- Tim
I am not going to do the prostitute today.
- Tim
I can't help it! There are two holes down here
and it won't fit in one of them!
- Scotty
Can you keep track of how many times you have sex in the engine?
- Chris A.
There's nothing wrong with Barney...I can't believe I just said that!
- Chris T.
If you want, I'll go whip out my 19-inch.
- Jesse
I stick lots of things in my mouth I probably shouldn't.
- Scotty
I'm beginning to feel that marketing people are the bane of the
universe. I used to think it was lawyers.
- Anonymous
It didn't strike me as odd that you were making duck noises. It
struck me as odd that I *didn't* find it odd that you were making
duck noises.
- Fred H.
I haven't touched it all morning!
- Tom F.
Then you're gonna get spanked!
- Fred H.
Let me guess, you need a kleenex again?
- Rob H.
That thing has an unpleasantness about it that is not readily apparent.
Bring in the others...I wish to taste of their unsavoriness as well.
- Matt N.
Yes, I am a loser.
- Scotty
I'm sorry, my computer is going to be "meowing" for the next
five minutes.
- Jesse
How did I do that? I made it bigger!
- Nick
I'm kinda anal about this... I'm anal about everything...
I'M ANAL MAN!!
- Scotty
There's a big difference between Thanksgiving and Burger King.
- Mark H.
It's a good idea not to do anything wrong.
- Scotty
I got a sheep. What can I do with a sheep?
- Scotty
I think Chris A. has sex...stuff.
- Rob H.
Jesse flashes people every day...
- Rob H.
Scotty, you're better than a random fractal.
- Anonymous
I LOVE sheep!
- Greg B.
I stick other things in my mouth as well...
- Feargus
I'm not really interested in going...unless we're gonna do a
lot of penetration.
- Dave
Yeah, you should see the tape...
- Fred
Sleeping is *way* better than moving.
- Nick
You look up SUCK and you'll see my name, address and previous
convictions.
- John D.
*I* think it's worth a dollar for 3 days of day-dreaming.
- Fred
We have to put the whores in, so the player has someone to
wake up next to, if they don't sleep with Jenny.
- Matt
Are there any scripts you can have sex with?
- Tom
I was aiming it at his crotch and it kept going off.
- Jesse
I'll never get away from that, nor from the panties.
- Nick
I can't get Jenny to talk after having sex with her.
- Nick
Well, I can always cut his nose off and look...
- Jesse
I...I...I have no one to be bitter against.
- Nick
I hearby establish that Wednesday is cock day.
- Feargus
Man, are *you* white.
- T-Ray
I got 2 kisses and some other things.
- Fred H.
I'd rather see that than a WonderBra (tm) convention.
- Tom
Size doesn't matter to me.
- Rob H.
Please create on me.
- Matt N.
I had Darren tonight, and I wanted to make sure that if
anything went wrong I could bring it back.
- Scotty
If you want to see Godzilla's penis, go into Tom F.'s
office.
- John D.
Everytime you touch that keyboard, it's like you're
touching me.
- Chris A.
Gary's here, but he's not around.
- Scotty
Well, that's just what he said. I don't know if that's
the case, since he's English and not to be trusted. Of
course, *I* am English.
- Feargus
I meant "snatch" in the sense of "to pilfer."
- Chris A.
Jesse's more of an expert on how drugs work.
- Nick
I have no idea where I am going to stuff them.
- Feargus
I'm not hungry, but I should eat because I don't have
any food at home.
- Nick
What is your obsession with Dilbert and nudity?
- Evan C.
User error! User Error! I proved you don't know how
to use a stapler! Now stay away from my tape
dispenser.
- Scotty
Ow! Not my hairy arm!
- Scotty
You put the 'b' in subtle.
- Colin
Because it's my ass. You *all* share my ass!
- Feargus
I'm sunburned so bad it's not even funny, and I just
touched myself!
- John D.
Did you see Tom with the sheep last night? He was a
God! I never saw anyone handle sheep so well.
- Jesse
Nick is tough and wiry...like bad jerky.
- Chris A.
What is it about a product cycle that makes me want
to cry?
- Chris A.
You want him 'puppetized'?
- Rob H.
That almost looks like my tickle-tickle wiggle-wiggle
thing.
- Jeremey B.
I don't have time for your diction.
- Chris A.
Keep singing, Nick...Jess...Who *are* you?
- Gary
Cancer, stay away from my penis!
- Tom F.
I blame your grandparents for even having your
parents.
- Tom F.
I feel a lot better about the project when I'm in
denial.
- Scotty
How am I going to get my head out of there?
- Scotty
Hatch: An advanced formula for pain.
- Scotty
I was pretty good with sheep from the beginning.
- Dave
I couldn't find my ferret this morning, that's why
I was late.
- Gary
Scotty -- He's our dongle.
- Chris A.
Why is yours so much bigger than mine? Oh, it's
zoomed in.
- Jesse
Clothes I can do without!
- Zeb
What is the deal with the homing, exploding
brahmin?
- Greg B.
Here's your scissors. Take them before I stab
Colin with them.
- Tom F.
See, I even censor myself!
-Feargus
Like I said last night, it has nothing to do
with being limber.
- Fred H.
I don't need to see dismembered naked women.
Well...never mind.
- Greg B.
I'm doing the president tonight.
- Fred H.
I'm slow...'cause I don't know what I'm doing!
- Gary P.
I can come by and slap it in for you...
- Eric Pribish
At the first sign of trouble I'm going to run
for cover like a little girl.
- Fred H.
If it has the right data, then it will just
automatically work!
- Jesse R.
I'm going to show you what it's like to be
stabbed in the eye and die.
- Nick K.
I love the way you tighten when you laugh.
- Matt N.
Do you just pump it to shoot?
- Dave H.
My brain was removed completely intact.
- Dave H.
Dan has a martian that's much cleaner.
- Nick K.
Explain to me how eating a gallon of
boogers is a philosophical question.
- John D.
Is it possible to make drugs have
*serious* side-effects?
- Nick K.
I don't see this as a problem. The rats
go "squee".
- Matt N.
The cows go "moo", the dogs go "arf, arf".
- Chris J. (The REAL one)
I was amazed at how small I could get it.
- Scotty
It's still the biggest one we got. We
might be able to handle it.
- Fred
Nick's right, sleeping *is* way better
than moving.
- Jesse R.
Ooooh, can I choke the dragon?
- Dave H.
I'd like to pop her with a sunbolt.
- Dave H.
Did you get your little thingy to do it?
- Feargus
Would you like half a glass of Demo?
- Scotty
They're talking about juicing Mark's cat.
That can't be good.
- Jesse R.
I seem to be doing better as a woman.
- Chad A.
Yeah, *I'll* make it sore.
- Scotty
Don't give Sulik flares, cause he'll
chuck them like the President's seed.
- Dany M.
I was whacking Big Jesus, and I have
something to show you.
- Chris A.
I'll talk to Chad, he's married Sulik
many times.
- Nick K.
We're not dealing with rocket scientists
here. We're dealing with computer game
players.
- Chris A.
I say we delete it all and start over.
- Chris H.
I can't imitate Nick's voice. I'm too
manly.
- Rodney S.
I think that goes beyond the normal
attraction most men have for sticky notes.
- Greg B.
I'm going to go fuck Rob Right now. He
deserves it.
No, you don't understand, he helped me so
much there. He did the trunk thing.
- Dan S.
I'm going to flash them first, then I will
use the wand.
- Dave H.
Uh-oh. They're making squirrel noises
again.
- Feargus
What is the sound a naked squirrel makes?
- Dan S.
You wouldn't give me a happy face for
Gecko, so I gave myself one.
- Nick K.
I hate that when you people stab me in
the eye with a fork.
- Fred H.
I like to look. It's fascinating to me.
- Dave H.
I wanna be a queen.
- Doug A.
Yeah, that's why the bounty hunters
turned into fruit tables, too.
- Jesse R.
Your dad sure has a sweet ass.
- Tom F.
Go outside, there's a rat on the street.
It's a cheat rat.
- Tom F.
Excuse while I squeek a bit until we get
warmed up.
- Dan S.
Go now or forever hold Ed's penis.
- Tom F.
The first time I tried it, I was on my
back all day.
- Chris H.
We are going to be on display like
cattle.
- Dave H.
Not only can I do art, but I'm a
professional stripper on the side.
- Scotty
I'm hungry 'cause I'm a pig.
- Fred H.
I'm kinda bummed I'm not in the quote
file.
- Captain Victory
Have you seen my crack? It's right there.
It's huge.
- Dave H.
Even if this code was working right, it would
still be broken.
- Chris H.
I'm never going to mention bodily functions again.
- Matt N.
Still missing two balls?
- Dave H.
I just saw a brahmin poop!
- Ed H.
I'm a marsupial by night.
- Tom F.
I need to inspect your pouch.
- Matt N.
Rat soccer; games QA plays.
- Jesse R.
Yeah, well don't believe everything you read in
the design docs.
- Chris A.
He was walking around and all of a sudden he
was nude.
- Jesse R.
Do you mind if I piss in your wastebasket?
- Greg B.
Now you're absolutely sure there's no sex
going on here, right?
- Chris A.
Get your fingers out of my box!
- Jeremy B.
Let me stick this in and then I'll show it to
you.
- Scotty
Oops, the orgy has been broken up.
- Tom F.
The closer we get to shipping, the more like
Jim Morrison you get.
- Gary P.
Yes, I agree, the frog *does* look more
sophisticated with only one pineapple.
- Jesse R.
Could you look at the cowardly brahmin AI
packet when you get the chance? It's
fighting back with me.
- Tom F.
Have you played with explosives yet today,
Greg?
- Dennis P.
I feel like one of those fish that has the
leeches all over it.
-Scotty
Why is yours in such good condition? Is it
'cause you never use it?
- Jesse R.
#. . . . . . . . .
Thanks to:
- Ragifa: for that impuls to change
- CleoPetra: for your poetry, humour and sex-appeal
- Schodovka: for your candour and smart humour
- Lýdie: for your patient love
#. . . . . . . . .
- WinAMP and all MP3 stuff :)
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